. Q: What do you call a fake noodle? William the Corn-curer How do you make a tissue dance? The other watches your snatch. A Holly-Davidson Why was the turkey in a band? Boobee When do you have the right to scold your coffee? What do you call a cow with no legs? Ahmed the payphone trying to call home. Why did the scarecrow get a raise? Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella? Q: Why was the baby strawberry crying? Because it's too cold out Tide. Because it kept saying Bach, bach, bach.
Grass, I lied about the wheels. What do you call a fly without wings? Oral sex makes your day. Her husband responds, They're twins! A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. Q: What do they call cans in Mexico? Q: What stays in the corner and travels all over the world? Why are frogs are so happy? This is a real story of a young college girl who passed away last month in Coimbatore Her name was Priya. Why didn't Cuba have a team in the Olympics? Because they were two deer What happened to the man who stole an advent calendar? You're too young to smoke! He has it toad Why does your nose get tired in winter? He was horrified at the ugliest child he had ever seen.
They both irritate the shit out of you. He was really good at bacon. A: You would too if you had to change in the middle of the street! On the dark side What do snowmen wear on their heads? He knew a short cut. A dog with spare parts. A super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis. You would never find her without handphone. Q: What do you call an apology written in dots and dashes? Why did the skeleton hit the party solo? We give you a badge of honor for reading… you almost finished reading this page… 118 Why did the smartphone need glasses? Just another reason to moan, really.
What do you call a snowman on a hot day? Today everyone has cars and only the rich own horses. A: Because it was framed! He got a little behind in his orders. A: Look grandpa, no hands! Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer. To get to the other slide. Really bad jokes What did one ocean say to the other ocean? He took a stick and started speaking to himself slowly. How does a duck buy lipstick? So he can hoe hoe hoe What do vampires sing on New Year's Eve? He pulled a cracker What did Cinderella say when her photos didn't arrive on time? We have divided and organized all the jokes, riddles, insults and pick up lines into different categories, to make is easier for you to find your favorites pieces. Time to get a new fence What do you sing a snowman's birthday party? No pun in ten did.
Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. Your girlfriend makes it hard. What happened to the butcher when he backed up into the meat grinder? Dwayne the bathtub, I'm drowning. Because 7 ate 9 and 10. Freeze a jolly good fellow Everyone loves to pull a Christmas cracker Image: Shared Content Unit What happened to Santa when he went speed dating? Look at the two beautiful daughters I fathered! Q: What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? I stood like that for two days at the Smiths and nobody offered me a damned thing.
Q: What did one elevator say to the other elevator? To get to the second hand shop. I wish I was one of your tears, so I could be born in your eyes, run down your cheek, and die on your lips. They always talked on the phone. When it turns into a street. A hooker can wash her crack and resell it. To get in tough with us, simply send us an email at contact funnyworm. I slept with your sister, your best friend, her best friend! A: The month of March! The outside What carol do they sing in the desert? A broken drum - you can't beat it What do you call a woman who stands between two goal posts? Both of them were true lovers.
Why was the little strawberry crying? Anyone who survived the swim will be rewarded with 5 million… but if killed by the crocs…2 million will be given to the next of kin. They have to sit in their own pew. Now Dan was running faster than he had ever ran in his life but the coffin was still right behind him! The midget fortune teller who kills his customers is a small medium at large. What do you call a nosy pepper? He wanted to get a long little doggy! Funny Corny Jokes — Best Corny Jokes 1. Frostbite What do you call a line of men waiting for a haircut? I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn't find any.
Her husband was a blonde, too. Daisy me rollin, they hatin Knock Knock Who's there? He says to tell you that he needs my heart back. What do you do with epileptic lettuce? Because he always got lost at C. What did one aspiring wig say to the other aspiring wig? She got worried and asked her mom about that hair. What is green and has wheels? An anonymous sauce How will Brexit affect Christmas dinner? A: Because his friend said dinner is on me. To improve his wrapping skills. Q: Why did the robber take a bath? Deja Moo: The feeling that you've heard this bull before.
To see his flatmate What do you give a man who has everything? Two peanuts walk into a bar, and one was a salted. Did you hear about the circus fire? Q: What kind of key opens a banana? Nothing, it just let out a little whine! Because it was below sea level. What has four legs and one arm? Honey bee a dear and get me a soda! The dyslexic devil worshipper sold his soul to Santa. If anything, it made him more sluggish. Henrietta worm that was in his apple. Knock knock Who's there Ach! He had no body to go with him. Take is to the doc already.
What did the grape do when he got stepped on? A: Because he wanted to see time fly! He wanted a meatier shower! A: You look flushed 2. He put on his shoes and drove home. Because they have big fingers. Because it's a little meteor. Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.